Category Archives: Music

Castle Lololo – Kirby’s Dream Land

This is the song that plays in the second level of Kirby’s Dream Land, but it becomes a Castlevania medley. The stage takes place in a castle, and the rip references every location in the first Castlevania game, followed by Haunted House (AKA Castle Boss).

A little backstory: Kirby and Castlevania are two of my favorite video game series. In 2010, a dream project of mine was to have Kirby’s Dream Land recreated in 2.5D. I started making Castlevania remixes in the style of Kirby’s Dream Land songs for a hidden “Alucard Mode,” and my favorite was a Castle Lololo styled rendition of Vampire Killer. I even made a version using Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland instruments, but never actually released it to the public. This rip was my attempt to revisit the idea. It was also a subtle reference to the second song I ever performed as Shyabeetus, a Castlevania series medley titled Castle Incarnate.

This rip was featured on Volume 8-Bit Beast.

Serious – MOTHER 3

This is one of the battle themes from MOTHER 3, but it becomes a cover of mm2wood. This was a lot of fun to make. MOTHER 3 has multiple guitar chord samples, which is a clever way to include a fuller sound with fewer sound channels. They ended up working perfectly for mm2wood’s piano chords (after a bit of pitch shifting), and there were exactly enough channels to fit the rest of the song. I’m not entirely sure whether this arrangement would work on the original sound hardware, but I tried my best to emulate that.

This rip was featured on Volume 8-Bit Beast.

Castle Boss – 8-Bit Beast’s Haunted House

This is just the Nutshack theme in the style of Haunted House. It was the first rip to be uploaded as “8-Bit Beast’s Haunted House,” and was intended to be a fake ending for the Haunted House rips. It was followed by “Haunted House – 8-Bit Beast’s Haunted House,” ending the first Halloween event. The thumbnail is a title screen I put together for an imaginary Haunted House game for the NES. It’s meant to be a hardware accurate 8-bit depiction of the album art I made for Ap0c’s Haunted House album. I went on to use the assets from this fake title screen to create the environment for the Haunted House Fusion Collab.

This rip was featured on Volume 8-Bit Beast.

Creepy Castle – Donkey Kong 64

This is the theme that plays in the Creepy Castle stage, but with the melody and chords replaced with Haunted House. This was meant to be a sister rip to Creepy Castle Boss, which was one of my more popular Haunted House rips. The rip also features the Wood Man stage music from Mega Man 2, as mm2wood was one of the themes of the Halloween event.

This rip was featured on Volume 8-Bit Beast.

CACHE BOSS – BIT.TRIP FLUX

This is an extended version of Cache Boss, although not the “complete” version. At the point where the song would originally cut out and become a piano midi of Haunted House, it instead continues with a Bit Shifter-styled rendition of Snow Halation. Next, the Nutshack theme is heard, using the BRK sample as a custom instrument, a reference to LSDJ, the tracker Bit Shifter uses. Next, there’s a Haunted House section, followed briefly by the Jetsons theme. The song ends abruptly with a “cart crash” joke (another LSDJ reference, as crashing is a common occurrence when performing using Game Boys), followed by the sound of the Game Boy being restarted, and ending with more BRK gadunks.

This was uploaded during the “finale” fake-out event. When I submitted this rip, fans had traced the “mystery meme” back to Cache Boss, and I wanted to hint that the mystery was still unsolved. By the time it was uploaded, however, Haunted House had already been discovered by the fans.

This rip was featured on Highest Quality Video Game Rips: Volume 7: Part mm2wood.

Health Update (Extended Mix) – Captain Novolin

This is the theme that plays when Captain Novolin is thinking about his doctors’ advice, but it becomes a parody of California Gurls by Katy Perry. The doctor’s voice in the intro was recorded by Chris DePew, and the singing voice is mine. The lyrics reference healthy tips for diabetics, as well as an infamous typo from the game (“check you feet”), and a few inside jokes between Chris and me. If you’d like to sing along, the lyrics are listed below.

This rip was featured on GiIvaSunner’s Highest Quality Video Game Rips: Volume 7.

Mm. Goddamn. This. Is. My jam.
Mm. Goddamn. This. Is. My jam.

Mm. Check you feet, and don’t forget to check your glucose.
Before you eat, inject your usual insulin dose.
Put down that cake, you’re diabetic, don’t be reckless. (Goddamn.)
You’ll be fine if you stick, to your recommended breakfast. (Meal plan.)

Have a half a banana, some peanut butter toast, a bowl of cereal,
And a beautiful glassa, some tasty milk. Mm! Mmm-mmm-mmm~

Have a glass of milk, it’s really good for you,
Apple, crackers, afternoon snack. (Mm.)
Check you feet before you put on your shoes.
Mmm-mmm-mm, mm, mmm-mmm-mmm,

Have a glass of milk, it’s really good for you,
Turkey sandwich, go to bed. *smooch*
Test your blood sugar, though, before you do.
Mmm-mmm-mm, mm, mmm-mmm-mmm,

Have a glassa, have a glassa milk,
Have a glassa, have a glassa milk,
Have a glassa

Cobalt Scar (Othmir Beach) – EverQuest

This is the song that plays near a passive group of otter folk in EverQuest, but I turned it into a medley of memes and other themes. It starts with a fakeout: the midi steel drums have been replaced with the ones from “Crank That” by Soulja Boy, followed by the snaps, and Soulja Boy’s voice, before returning to the midi steel drums playing the Nutshack theme. The other segments, in order are: Meet the Flintstones, Megalovania, Gangplank Galleon, Haunted House, Snow Halation, Bloody Tears, U Guessed It, Go My Way, Pokemon Go Song, SMB3 Overworld, Gourmet Race, Axel F, U.N. Owen Was Her?, Cruel Angel’s Thesis, the Simpsons, the EverQuest theme, Green Hill Zone, and SMW Overworld. The song ends with the notes from Crank That.

This rip was featured on Highest Quality Video Game Rips: Volume 7: Part mm2wood.