Back in 2018, I had an online dating profile, and I decided to dress it up with my artwork, to make it more personal. My profile is no longer active, but I’ll try to piece together approximately what each blurb said.

My self-summary

ISTJ / Capricorn sun, Capricorn moon, Sagittarius rising

I’m kind of a dork. I like classic video games, quoting shows and movies, referencing memes, and making sick tunes on my Game Boy as Shyabeetus.

High quality video game ripper.

What I’m doing with my life

Currently working part time as a bakery clerk at a grocery store. Seeking work as an animator.

I live with my two roommates, their dog, and their cat.

In my spare time I write music, draw, and play video games.

I’m really good at

I’d like to think I’m pretty good at cooking. My go-to’s are fried eggplant, spaghetti with sausage, and anything with jalapeños and cheddar.

I’d also like to think I have a pretty good sense of humor.

I’m pretty good at listening, not quite as good at speaking.

The first thing people notice about me

One friend says I was big and intimidating when she first met me, so I guess my size?

More recently, they probably notice that I’m bald too.

I’ve also been told I have a cute nose.

…

I dunno, I’d have guessed people notice that I’m awkward and shy.

Favorite books, movies, shows, and music

Shows: Steven Universe, Breaking Bad, Rick & Morty, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Bojack Horseman, Gravity Falls

Movies: Wreck-it Ralph, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Shock Treatment, the Muppets (2011)

Video Games: Paper Mario, Kirby, the Binding of Isaac, Undertale

Music: Mindless Self Indulgence, Avenged Sevenfold, Storm Blooper

I spend a lot of time thinking about

* Things that I want to create, but usually it’s when I’m at work, so I usually end up forgetting later.

* How whatever song I’m listening to can be mashed up with the Flintstones theme or All Star by Smash Mouth.

* Haunted House (AKA Castle Boss) by 8-Bit Beast

Six things I could never do without

* Insulin. (i’m a type 2 diabetic)
* The Internet
* Something with which to connect to the internet.
* Friends/Family
* Laughter
* C o f f e e

On a typical Wednesday, I am

I’m either working until 9, or I’m at home messing around on the computer all day.

But on Wednesdays, ideally I’d be getting a $4 burger at the place across the street~